BEAUTIFIED PRINCESS x. FEAT. Miss Beauty Queen.

Sunday, May 14

9:08 PM

; the ZOO [:

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! :DD
- great great day. [:

yesterday

dedicated t miss bimbo[hilda].
: where's youur photo ?

the gorgeous! >:DD

ryan could not take his eyes off her.

see! i told youu. he's obsessed.

someone left it there ..

the cheetah!

the elephant!

handsome.

the blackndwhite.

miss lioness.

that rattlesnake who shoot.

that python-

my best friend-

pro kick-boxer.

meet ahmeng's grand-daughter.

dumb mokmok who made me jumped
nd screamed for help. [scaly encounters]

that cute naked-mole rat. :p

meet our little friends. [:

the forest which made me mad.

that stink ass. -muahahaha.

the bai ma wang zi nd my charmer.
ryan's scared. =x

'yet another scary scaly encounter.

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met my precious at yishun.
bright nd early at 9am. sheeshh.
i really struggled upon waking up.
-yawns. no regrets though. > :]]]]

at first, i thought he will be late. >:)))
-muahahaha. got off nd saw this golden
brown boy sitting there. -surprise surprise!

HAHA. ryan rocks.
>:DD

went t cold storage nd bought some
snacks nd drinks. -grins. he led me t
the cold section nd insisted that i bring
him there. -.-
-yeah yeah. i brought him there .. =x

after which, bused t the zoooo!
>:DD boy, was i happy happy haapppy.

almost made us miss our stop.
well well, like they always say,
do not trust girls for direction huh. -laughs.

reach`d the zoo. hmm really pretty.
renovation seems t have changed everything.
like most of it from what i remembered in my
childhood days. still, I LOVE THE ZOOO.
ohhohh, BENS&JERRY is there too!

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our date at the zoo was fabulous.
seriously, really enjoyed myself.
-beeeg smilee! >:DD

>>'thanks for everything baby!

we roamed every single station in the
zoo. we saw all the animals. yep.
fab or what ? -jumps!
>:)))

the embarassing moment was at the
fragile forest. it is kinda an open
forest with let-free animals nd insects.
sorta like the butterfly park at sentosa.
>:( -screeams. damn, i hate butterflies.

when i was at the entrance, i heard the
chains nd saw this little boy running out.
i quickly backout nd surrender in my squeakiest,
tiniest yelp. i started pulling ryan away.
>:(((((

however, ryan tow-ed me back. ew.
i almost cried okay. i was so scared.
tears were welling in my eyes. -panicks!

we were like playing tug & war for 30 sec.
until this ahmoh guy came, ahhhhhhh!
for crying out loud, HELPPPPPP. >.<>:/

suddenly, got butterfly right infront of me.
i started jumping nd flying around. gosh.
i was a clown. -elude. too many butterflies
flying around me. -panick panick! >:(

thank God for ryan. -gleeems.
my lover can be my bodyguard.
good deal or what ? [:

so decided t shun under ryan's armpit.
he is sure one good-smelling boyfriend.
no worries. LOL. <3>:O
one of them was showing off his wings.
dammit, he should see my muscles.
-laughs.

many other weird big animals inside.
seriously, i could have dropped dead.
too much of the scary nd the excitement.

upon leaving, there was 6382010568 butterflies
on the leaves ? omgawd. i really detest them.
they are scary looking nd disgusting. ew. >:(
damn, nd adding on t the ugly moth on the
exit door. stupid flying monsters. ryan almost
wanted t pick it up t let it fly. jesus christ, NO.

im sure im not gonna touch him after.
ew, thank God for this papa who took it out.
nd not a good move, it flew into my face nd
i started screaming nd running arnd. -embarassing!

i was sure ryan gave a huge sigh of relieve
when we exited that forest. -grins. he's shirt
was definately crumpled. sorry precious!
he started laughing at me at the exit.
-hmphh!

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there's too many t blog at the zoo.
shall pick detailed significant events.
-hee.

we went t visit the snakes.
dirty dangerous monsters!
i was practically scolding all the
animals who didnt gimme attention.
-MOH MOK! =x

snakes are scary nd ugly.
im alright if they didnt give me
attention. anaconda is uuugggly!
>.<>@.@ dumb man.

went t the scaly encounter. that scaly
word reminded me of debrah. -grins.

anyways, i was relunctant t enter that
monsterous forest again. i hate
those chains they put at the entrance. it
looks murderous t me. > :/

went in. saw this little lookalike
raccoon-monkey monster. yeah yeah.
nd suddenly, four appeared. nd one
jumped down t the railing. ah. -screams.
baby went near the monster t take a photo
as youu can see above, nd suddenly it jumped
closer nd almost on him. i jerked nd screamed.
darl' almost dropped his cam. -woops. bad move.

when we were reaching the exit,
suddenly the indian papa behind told
the son, look! iguana.

i was dumb t think that there was nothing
else in the forest. i didnt spot any snakes.
nd yet, there was actually an iguana who
was eyeing on us all along. i freaked out.
it was huge. the size of .. a school desk.
nd it's saggy. > =x -muahahaha.

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went t the children farm.
STINKING PLACE. -pukes.
i needed a new breather.

one thing i liked about that place,
the animals are free t be touched.
however, i ditch`d the touching since
i was afraid t be in contact with them.
ever heard of hand foot mouth disease ?

ryan attempt`d t take many photos
with the goats. however, he nd the goat
donnt go well together. so, naah. -hmmm.

there was MOOMOO. [bobby!]-laughs.
the cow was really calling me. nd when
it speaks, it disgust me. *MOOOO-groans.
ew. nd when he looked at me, his eyeballs
move but not the body. how disgusting when
he's alr white nd black. nd not t mention his
dunk. man, it stink. -yuck!

we went t the pony. man, i remembered
sitting on a pony when i was five. it looked
like the one i saw. but they were too smelly
for me t take a photo with them. ryan did.
with his white prince -bai ma wang zi.

ate baby's bread there. i must compliment
he's cheese sausage bread rocks. [:
der's bread rocks too. donnt ask me t choose.
i love the both of them nd their bread.
-greedy greedy!

ohhohh. there was the naked-mole rat.
omgawd. they were hair-less. gross.
but cute. so many. ugly porn. > :DD
it was like an ant hole but a rat hole now.
theres the food hole, then got tunnel t
another hole.. nd even the toilet!

there was hamsters, rabbits nd guinea pigs!
gosh, the hamster house was filled with
ants. yucks. nd they are hugee ants. did i
mention that the hamsters were fat nd huge ?
my hamham is cuteee nd sexahhh. >:DD

theres this girl who kept chasing the guinea
pig ?! omgawd. guinea pigs can runnn. HAHA.
i wouldnt wanna be touched by the girl either.

there was polarbear feeding.
nd it kinda rained alittle.
i was peeved with myself for
forgetting t bring my umbrella
i planned t bring. -sulks.

however, gosh i was extremely pleaased
with my boyfriend for bringing an umbrella.
really a huge surprise. i mean, how many
boyfriends around brings umbrella. >:DD
so uncool some might think. but i think
its disgusting t get youur hair wet on a
good hair day. [:

polar bear was cutee!
>:p nd he was beeeg.
i wanna hug it!

ohh yeah. visited the orang utans.
the one everyone asked me t see.
how sad, ah meng's gone.
but.. i met ah meng's grand-daughter.
kinda ugly but not bad. golden hair.
like darl'. >:x he's so gonna kill me.

sealion was smelly man. nd its black.
i remembered the grey ones at the show.
ohwels. it's noisy. kept asking for food.

giraffes were gorgeous.
i pray for eye lashes like theirs.
-pretty!

sunbear were disappointing.
it was puny. i thought it was like
the giraffes size or polar bear. [:

my boy nd i were like running everywhere
t catch the feeding time. man. -tired.
saw the crocs. freaky i was say. they looked
pervertic. -haha.

australia outback was another highlight.
it was beautiful there. it makes me feel
australiaish. -smiles. man, the boundaries
werent much nd were not of help. kangaroos
could escape but they were trained of course.
-cuteee! reminded me of the childhood times
at australia, playing with KANGAROOS.
>:))))))

watched elephant show.
ryan attracts babies. somehow.
he looked like food t them. the baby
next t us grabbed his finger nd attempted
t bite it when ryan freaked out. -aw. BITE.
nd babies love me. they always smile at me.
[: nd that baby's mummy was a taitai.
omgawd. she smiled at me like after 1 hour
when i bump into her again. she rocks. >=x

elephant shit. i witnessed. i really wished
i video-ed that. their shit was as hard as rock.
man, when his shit landed, it crushed nd smashed
into many pieces. nd when it urinate, SHEESH.
it was like .. the gush of waterfall. -throws up.
omgawd. really. i was amazed.

it reminded me of the goat's shit too.
HAHA. very very cute. it was exactly
like bubble tea pearl. LOL. really!
nd the urine, man yet another waterfall.
-gross. imagine humans throw their
waste like that. HAHA. singapore will
flood with urine. gross, world!

nd the goats even smell else's butt
when the shit was in the midst of
coming out. -sick. yuuck! maybe they
drink bubble tea too. HAHAHA!

we went t the research centre.
we thought it was forbidded.
nobody inside man. > [[[:
haha. its nice inside. super cold.
nd white nd clean. inside were fossils.
nd there were like t glasses, foreseeing
the vet's operation room nd surgery room.
-SO COOL. (((:

but nobody inside.
okay how cool if i could witness them
operating. nd precious spotted bloody
tissues. -faints.

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overall, zoo was fantastic.
i love youuuu, baabbby! :DD

really enjoyed myself.
ay, too many animals t blog on.

>>HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. :DD

cabbed t baby's house after.
beautiful laptop! <3>